10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!