10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Those eggs smell delicious!