10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Why not, when some because there are three.