10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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