10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.