10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.