10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- It's Free To Fold...
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier