10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."