10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "No river, no fish."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"