10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss