10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves