10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.