10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05