10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from