10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.