10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it