10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear