10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes