10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)