10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.