10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth