10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm