10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz