10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.