10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant