10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.