10 Random Poker Quotes

how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson