10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.