10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.