10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.