10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-