10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion