10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--