10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.