10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris