10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"