10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes