10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."