10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Why not, when some because there are three.