10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.