10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury