10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.