10 Random Poker Quotes

Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth