10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet