10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.