10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers