10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.