10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP