10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves