10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph